Spooky Crushes: The Spooky Movie Edition

As I’ve discussed here, the more traditional scary movies were never meant for me. As a kid, they scared me, but as an adult – I found myself laughing at most of them because…Let’s be real. Some of that shit is wildly funny. With that, my spooky crushes in that realm fall into the more comedic realm thanks to Nikki Hawkins’ Spooky Crush, Tim Burton. Wait, you haven’t checked out that interview with the ‘Bats on the Brain Podcast?’ Okay, go to that and then come right back! 

Ray Bronson, I Know What You Did Last Summer

Are you even a child of the ‘90s if you didn’t crush on Freddie in at least 85% of his movies back in the day?

Gabe Wilson, Us

DILF Alert! 

Max Dennison, Hocus Pocus

Even if he is just a virgin who moronically lit the black flame candle. 

Shaggy, Scooby-Doo and the Ghoul School

Hey, I can’t help that my high school crush looked like this guy…

Jack Black, Goosebumps 

He was amazing at R.L. Stine AKA the author behind ‘Goosebumps!’ 

John Krasinski, A Quiet Place 

The only thing that sucked is the whole, lemme give my life to save these damn kids so now if there’s ever a sequel, you’ll only get me in an initial flashback. 

Chris Washington, Get Out 

Someone explain to me how this man didn’t walk away with the Oscar that night? 

Curt Vaughan, The Cabin in the Woods

Talk about an unexpected favorite movie! 

Columbus, Zombieland 

It’s taken THIS long for me to mention my love of the spastic little fella that is Jesse Eisenberg?

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice 

You can get the Deetz about this crush right here. 

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