When ‘Degrassi’ first entered our lives, my friends and I were in high school and spent many a Friday evening gathered around my bestie’s TV as she was the only one with access to that channel. Being teenagers with hormones, we immediately decided who was whose boyfriends and we all wanted Craig. I mean, Craig... Continue Reading →
Much like a lot of kids today who are looking back to the ‘90s for fashion and the early ‘00s for music, I did the same with the ‘80s. Born at the tail end of the decade that brought us MTV and a definite hole in the ozone layer due to an insane amount of... Continue Reading →
A conversation with me could merely be three minutes and somehow the Backstreet Boys would come up. Don’t ask me how, it just happens. It’s a love that started in 5th grade and lasted well, how old am I today? However, there was a period of my life when I pushed them aside for a... Continue Reading →
Is there anything as intense as a crush during the era of your life known as middle school? The hormones are coming in hot, you’re feeling all sorts of new shit, and you believe that if that one person you like doesn’t like you back - your life is worthless and you’re the ugliest human... Continue Reading →
When 99% of your crushes never worked out, you don’t have much to go off of to write about. So I had to pull out an oldie but goodie where I gave thanks to the crushes who either didn’t know I existed or always liked someone else. Eight years ago I went to PaleyFest, heard... Continue Reading →
Patrick Swayze ignited my hormones, Robin Hood stole my heart, but it was a certain adorable child star in the ‘90s that will always have the title of my first official celebrity crush and that is Jonathan Taylor Thomas. He is also known to those my age as simply JTT. A few years before Backstreet... Continue Reading →
Crushes during middle school are bumpy rides due to all the new hormones raging through your anatomy, but high school is a whole other story. The hormones have settled on an intense island and the idea of fucking is ALWAYS everpresent because you truly believe everyone but you is having it. Making your crushgasms that... Continue Reading →
Within the last 24 hours, I told my nephew about Crushgasm, and how I interviewed D’Manda Martini about a crush on Beast. He asked, “The furry one?” I said yes, and went on to say we all have our animated crushes and there is nothing weird about that…or is there? Nah, because while some may... Continue Reading →
It’s hard to find someone who doesn’t have a crush on someone that well, doesn’t exist. For me, it’s like loving Jack Dawson from ‘Titanic’ but not wanting to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio in the back of an old-timey car on a cruise ship that’s about five minutes from sinking to the bottom of the ocean.... Continue Reading →
After a while, one’s crushes seem to follow a pattern. So much so your friends could look at a lineup and KNOW who you’d pick. So whenever the idea of a random crush comes up, what that means is someone that is perhaps out of the ordinary. For my guest this week, that randomness came... Continue Reading →
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