The Ultimate Star Wars Crush List

When I say ultimate, I’m 100% being unrealistic because this is based on me, myself, and knowing a thing or two about ‘Star Wars’ and the impact its characters have had on pop culture since the ‘70s. So because the host of ‘Sexistentialist’ was nice enough to stop by and talk about her love of Luke Skywalker and Padme Amidala, it’s only fitting that we – wait, you haven’t listened yet…? Okay, here’s that – now go listen and come back. I’ll wait. 

Omg, thank you for coming back. Appreciate you! Now let’s get to these Star Wars crushes, shall we? And before I get started, I do want to say that as adorable as Baby Yoda is and as much as that little frog thing owns my heart, I had to omit him from this list and try and keep it to the um, more human form variety. So that means Chewbacca and C-3PO are very amazing honorable mentions. 


Did anyone else feel like Finn was like a normal human being that somehow got lost in space and was like, well…lemme roll with this shit for a minute? I loved how he said fuck all the bullshit and went off to do his own damn thing. Respect. 

Poe Dameron

I know, I know – Oscar Isaac – y’all want to jump this man’s bones but as Poe, could I really place him away from his man, Finn? 


She’s so cool and amazing…except for that whole kiss with the intergalactic Hot Topic employee. 

Anakin Skywalker

Personally, this is my number one for reasons you can read here but as far as ‘Star Wars’ goes, he’s fine right here. 

Ahsoka Tano

Rosario Dawson only added to a badass crush that already existed.

Lando Calrissian

Was he a space pimp? 

Padme Amidala

Bow down! 

Luke Skywalker

He may not be someone I’d pick but if you listen to the host of the ‘Sexistentialist,’ she makes some pretty amazing points. 

Princess Leia

I mean…do we even have to explain why a character Carrie Fisher made famous is this high?

Han Solo 

Han Solo would’ve had me fucked up in the ‘70s. Just saying. 

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