The First Celebrity Crush

Patrick Swayze ignited my hormones, Robin Hood stole my heart, but it was a certain adorable child star in the ‘90s that will always have the title of my first official celebrity crush and that is Jonathan Taylor Thomas. He is also known to those my age as simply JTT.  A few years before Backstreet... Continue Reading →

The Big High School Crush

Crushes during middle school are bumpy rides due to all the new hormones raging through your anatomy, but high school is a whole other story. The hormones have settled on an intense island and the idea of fucking is ALWAYS everpresent because you truly believe everyone but you is having it. Making your crushgasms that... Continue Reading →

Top 10 Animated Crushes from the ’90s

What’s a movie or TV show without a little crush? It’s a major plot point that isn’t just for movies featuring real people. Animated characters can have crushes just as big as the ones we have, and in the ‘90s - there were plenty. So let’s count them down! Here are the top 10 animated... Continue Reading →

Animated Heart Eyes

Within the last 24 hours, I told my nephew about Crushgasm, and how I interviewed D’Manda Martini about a crush on Beast. He asked, “The furry one?” I said yes, and went on to say we all have our animated crushes and there is nothing weird about that…or is there? Nah, because while some may... Continue Reading →

A Fictional Crush…

It’s hard to find someone who doesn’t have a crush on someone that well, doesn’t exist. For me, it’s like loving Jack Dawson from ‘Titanic’ but not wanting to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio in the back of an old-timey car on a cruise ship that’s about five minutes from sinking to the bottom of the ocean.... Continue Reading →

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