People’s Sexiest Man of the Year, the Top Dogs

Like I always say, another year, another year of going through People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive issue. If you listened to this week’s episode then you already know my thoughts on this year’s lackluster offerings, but that’s not to say they failed to highlight anyone worth mentioning. There were plenty of men who all are sexy in their own way, and other than Ryan Gosling – these are the ones that caught my eye most. 

Usher 

Someone buy me a ticket to his Las Vegas residency. I’m. Begging.

Matt Rife

Does he look like Nick from ‘Big Mouth?’ Um, possibly, but when his crowd isn’t trying to fuck him – he’s actually quite comical. 

Cillian Murphy 

‘Oppenheimer’ isn’t my usual cup of tea when it comes to movies, but Cillian Murphy and those piercing eyes that burrow into the depths of souls got me with his performance this year. 

Channing Tatum 

Channing Tatum hasn’t done a damn thing since that movie where he starred opposite a dog, but he was in this year’s issue for being one of the sexiest Swifties. Oh, he also got engaged to Zoe Kravitz. 

Henry Golding 

Another man who ain’t done much but is just so damn handsome that I can’t ignore him when he pops up. 

Michael B. Jordan

This year I finally watched ‘Creed 2.’ It was the reason I did not watch ‘Creed 3.’ However, Michael B. Jordan is still a gorgeous man. 

Ludacris 

Traffic made me miss him opening for Janet Jackson. One of my 2023 heartbreaks. 

Ke Huy Quan

The only sexy man making his second consecutive appearance but like, did you watch ‘Loki?’

Anderson Cooper 

Stopped on CNN in high school and have been in love ever since. 

Kenan Thompson 

Kenan owns a lot of property in my heart. He also launched his own production studio this year, and released ‘Good Burger 2’ alongside Kel Mitchell. To know more, check out this piece I did over on Fandomania many moons ago. 

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