One of the most stressful times in a kid’s life is Valentine’s Day. You KNOW that the classroom party is coming and you have to go through the 30-something paper cards and decide who to give which to because you didn’t want to rock any boat. You couldn’t very well give anything romantic to the kid you didn’t even fuck with outside of the classroom, and you had to wonder – is this the year you finally got the nerve to hand your crush the ONE? You know the one. The card that showcased they were more than a “great pal” or “super friend.”
A lot of our insecurities and awkwardness surrounding love and relationships may very well stem from these damn Valentine’s Day parties but that’s another discussion for another day. Because now we’re going to take a quick look at the cards the brave ones of us 100% gave to their childhood crush back in the ‘90s.
Dinosaurs
Sonic the Hedgehog
Aladdin
Michael Jordan
Lisa Frank
Chip N’ Dale
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Beauty and the Beast
Doug
Barbie
Crushgasm 