Oh, you thought I was done at the end of the year? I told y’all I’d be back riding solo in 2022, and that is because this week my ultimate crush, Backstreet Boys’ Nick Carter, celebrates his birthday. So I just had to come through with a week dedicated to the glory that is boy... Continue Reading →
An Homage to the Teeny Bopper Crush Bibles
Barbies were my fucking life as a kid. Hours upon hours of just sitting in my little fantasy world creating stories based on a pile of plastic toys that were both giving me companionship and a heap of insecurities all at the same time. Of course, there comes a day in everyone’s life when they... Continue Reading →
Boy Band Videos That Sexually Awoke Millennials
Coming of age at the turn of the millennium was truly something special because it was right before the internet became part of our everyday life. I mean, I was already a self-conscious 13-year-old…did I really need something like Instagram models making me feel even worse? Hell no, I had MTV pimping blonde hair and... Continue Reading →